What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?.Are you a sea lion? Because I can sure sea you lion in my bed tonight.That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet. Are you my boss? Because you’ve given me a raise.I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.Excuse me, could you tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?.If you’re looking for something a little bit (but not too much!) dirtier, these lines can turn the heat up slightly and show a glimpse of your naughty side. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out! You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.Do you smoke? Because weed be cute together.Are you ice cream? Because I want to spoon you.Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine apple.Apart from being ridiculously sexy, what do you do for a living?.I think I’m going to fall madly in bed with you.Have you got a shovel? Because I’m digging you.Hey girl, are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.Can I borrow a kiss? Promise I’ll give it back.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.Thankfully, I’ve avoided anything too schmaltzy or sentimental! If you’re looking for something more on the sweet than on the suggestive side, these cute pick-up lines can make her blush and laugh. Are you from the West Indies? Because Jamaican me horny.Is that a cellphone in your pocket? Because that ass is calling me!.Are you bored? Because I’d love to nail you.Your ankles look like they’re having a party.If one of your legs was Christmas and the other was Thanksgiving, would you let me visit for dinner between the holidays?.I’d hate to see you go, but I’d love to watch you walk away.Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I think I can see myself in them.How do you like your eggs-scrambled, poached, or fertilized?.Excuse me, does my tongue taste strange to you?.What time do you get off? Mind if I watch?.I’ve got a to-do list, and you’re on it.My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear.
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